Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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