Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
as a side note pls kill me
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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