I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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