About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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