big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We named our party play list daddy issues
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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