Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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