new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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