Can i not drive my cunt home
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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