so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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