Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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