I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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