and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize