ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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