I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have post one night stand depression
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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