Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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