this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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