I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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