We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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