17 year olds will be the death of me.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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