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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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