I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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