...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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