Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My dick has a subreddit
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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