im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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