You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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