Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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