Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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