my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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