My pussy is not your playground.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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