i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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