margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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