you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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