hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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