why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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