I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
