I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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