i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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