I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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