I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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