anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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