OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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