I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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