Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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