Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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