I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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