So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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