i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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