the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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