i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I hate all girls vehemently.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Drake has all the answers
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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