Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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