We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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