Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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