A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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