I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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