omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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